So I decided that I would try a Fem and stay up late/ blog about it. You may not find One AM late, however it does seem late when you're running off 4 hours of sleep. Maybe it was one of those spurr of the moment things - Staying up late - It's such a teenager thing to think "I need to go to sleep but I want to stay up later". But hey, Why live life as "some old guy", no offence, that goes "I want to stay up later, but I need to go to bed."
Maybe its just me, but this is just boring. Late nights and fun do not bode well together - Perhaps I should find a midnight hobby; If there is even such a thing. Vent is funny and all but that just not enough to curb the sheer boredomness I am currently experiencing right now. Not even iTunes is enough to get me grooving.
I can't help but thinking of how comfortable a keyboard would be to sleep on. Am I going to wake up in the morning with QWERTY sprawled across my face? That would be hilarious; maybe even a kodak moment if I feel up for pictres; Fat chance.
Anyways. Atleast I have something to look foward to in the coming two days. Tommorow - I don't know about tommorow but Friday - Friday I am looking foward to. So Friday is big for two reasons. I am going to Drumheller on Friday; And that means roadtrip. I can finally bring you that "Day Five" of my photos I've been promising you about. The other reason is something that I will tell you on a later date - For now it will remain a secret that only a few know.
Anyways, I should be heading off to bed. I'm getting pretty tired and I don't feel like typing much more so I will digress and sign off. Oh, And Fem, If you read this - I lost the game.
~Tullsy
You may have seen my last two blogs. The insanely long and tough to read "Three word story" blogs. Yeah, I do it by hand, typing every last solitary word out - one by one. And yeah, I enjoy doing it; But you may ask "Why Tullsy? Why waste your time on something as silly as a game?"
Well, To tell you the truth, I used to think the same thing myself. When I was writing the first one, I had contemplated many times to just quit and be done with it. I pulled through and posted it. The community loved it and enjoyed reading it. I got so much positive feedback on it - It really was mind bogling. After it all, I just felt so good that I could do something so worthwhile, something that the entire community recognized. That was the reason for me bring you the "Second Chapter". I wanted to give back something to those who read the first one and wanted more. I wanted to give back something to the community, To Spawnpoint.
I didn't get to where I am in Spawnpoint by thinking "What is best for me as an individual?" I never thought that, I went to the next level of "What is best for the others, for everyone as a group?" So, I pass this message on to those who feel like they need it. For those who want to become something else from what they are now. To become someone else who is not just that lonely individual, but a group player; A part of a whole.
~Tullsy
Chapter 2: Three word Story Game.
There were lots of friends and they plotted to make mangoes illegal, Pulse protested because she was secretly working for an organisation that tortured those who smuggled drug filled fruits across the border. FemFatale was also a mango lover but decided to give up mangoes because her lover hated all fruits. Out of nowhere Tony and Fem tragically, were ma_exploded, so everyone cried. "Wow! Fireworks" exclaimed Tullsy, who was an infamous pyromaniac. There were many tears shed for Fem and her heart poured out. Raven went, "Muahahahahahahaha" as usual, and Pwnzer found the secret passage way to Raven's lab where butterflies are born. The most evil butterflies ever conceived they eat kittens, tear out souls, and consume worlds! So no more will Fat-Tony poke Raven's tummy, instead he poked Alpha's sexy tummy which was very smooth and purdy. Meanwhile, Raven was talking sexily to Tony in the hotel men's bathroom then night falls and Alpha departed to the cage of death and started "chatting" with Fem behind closed doors with a big pink knife stuck in the mango of doom. In the basement Xtreme was chained and punished for being too sexy for his shirt. Alpha held-the whip down at her...The Joker is confused by this. The Spawnpoint community became infuriated because Tills's cute dog bit pulse's butt,
so she shrieked, "Ouch my little bum!" She kicked Tullsy in the left kneecap and called him a cute little baby that cuts himself. Joker is stupid, said Drifter to.... Drifter is jealous, joker is stupid, and likes ketchup. The next day Spawnpoint was buzzing with news that the 100tic pubs had blown up! Everyone Hates Joker; everybody agrees cause he is annoying. Which is true. Meanwhile, Drifter is playing counter strike, and somehow he sucks at it but owns joker in the face. Then a ninja stabbed Femfatale in her big head which promptly deflate. "Oh noz!" cried the magnificent alpha, "Did that hurt?" she asked her. "No, it tickled," Alpha laughed and fell off her deeply loved chair which was hundreds... Her headset broke because she was in an accident, with a pretty pink pony and shiny red convertible with huge spinners. Then Jamango comes and says to nasty, sky, and Jamango, that he saw the accident. He was so scared because he pooped his pants. Alpha's NEW headphones are taped to the back of her broken chair and her neck. This is because she is special and has very long hair and very big eyes. Her nose extends far out into the great beyond, Therefore she's gorgeous. So everyone thinks that Femfatale has an evil cat, Which she does. Twinkles, the cat, attacked her last chocolate chip cookie. So fem kicked the cookie jar over and it got stuck on the cat's head. The cat looked with astonished dismay at Fem because it was empty. So Fem removed her earplugs and yelled out loudly, "Stupid Devil Cat!", Than kicked the jar off the bed and onto the floor where it exploded into a thousand pieces, slowly descending upon the poor kitty. The cat ran but caught it's tail in the refrigerator door. Startled, by these events the cat died. Fem tried CPR but it failed. Fem cried uncontrollably because she won another cat identical to the evil. Fem called her friends and invited the cat back to Fem's house where she hugged and kissed the pretty kitty. Fems allergy to not having Twinkles killed her slowly but she lived. Because of hacks, her Johnny-Depp cutout, came to life and brought Twinkles to poison Fem! Raven isn't evil, not one bit! Really, he's cuddly and enjoys flower-picking but its a secret that nobody knows except for fem, and her cat. Fem was diagnosed with the crazies but Rob intervened and gave Fem a magic potion that turns her into a vampire. A happy vampire. One that drinks lots and lots of vodka and blood of a large animal which look like a cat that Fem had thrown out. Meanwhile, Raven was going to Corfu, so alpha cried all night because she missed him and then tried to tell SmJe, but he wouldn't listen to her because his sunburn because his sunburn made him cry. His screams pierced into the dark room full of fluffy pink marsh mellows. Fem and Alpha set fire the Fem's evil cat who eats feet, so it stink. The fire spread and the marsh mellows melted very rapidly and became sticky all over her. They were covered quickly with wet cats that Fem had previously drowned. Alpha ran away and fell down, So Lazurous laughed and stared choking. Fem dialled 911, Alpha did CPR and he lived! Fem got mad, but really wasn't until Joker barfed; Which was gross. Joker was jealous cause Drifter got a cute little pink ribbon tied to his little tiny neck that he's a girl. After some thought, Drifter killed Joker and everyone laughed, yet he lived as a zombie in zombie mod. Meanwhile, Pwnzer was yelling at spammer not to spam but they don't ever listen so she resorted to banning them all, including herself. Then she ate her last cookie and got so upset so Drifter baked her a gigantic heart shaped cookie that she really liked, but shared with her love Raven who both liked big cookies and big cakes. Raven was "upset"; The cookie was very good, but it was filled with chocolate chips dipped in fudge, making them sickly brown and black. Drifter then puked and killed Joker; Drifter also died. Valentines day came and Raven gave Alpha a large box of chocolates covered in ant because Raven wants to be evil to prove how much he like helping other people. Raven ten made some pink slippers out of dyed pet cats. He then drank a cup of green root beer that burns your lips due to the acid that is percolation within it. He laughed evilly! "I am gay," said CarloGiann boastfully. Later, a parade, led by Carlos and groups of weirdos marches down the riverside, wearing pink hot pants and neon green mesh tank tops. They all threw up. "Gross!" Exclaimed the shocked onlookers and they were outraged to see such hideous clothes. They all ran to the nearest gas station for petrol in bottles and organized a mob to destroy a golf course with the help of Umpa Lumpas and the Spawnpoint Server Support Staff. Off in the distance, Alpha and Raven were frolicking in fields of flowers, holding hands together. Suddenly they heard SmJe's tremendous roar! **RARGH** **RARGH** was not really "Tremendous", but sounded very disturbing and wicked! Then Pwnzer yelled, "Leave me alone!" Then Raven said, "Fear me! Muahahahahahaha". Fem shook in her pink wellies making her look like raspberry jelly. Joker loves raspberry, but not wellies. He also loves wearing tight women's clothing; as does Raven, who likes Victoria Secret apparel. Joker thinks pwnzer would look good wearing a bright pink lacy tu-tu and some tight green spandex trousers and shoes made from old recycled kitty cats that didn't deserve to die, but did because Pwnzer is an awesome woman who isn't evil, banning the spammers unless she is, but she is pretending to be in Raven's absence. Meanwhile, Drifter wanted to ban the ever annoying Joker, who eats his cat's fur; But smiles instead of choking on furballs. So the mangoes were replaced by some cute monkeys; Who were pwned by Joker and his entourage of sick parrots who squawked at the mangoes in anger and disgust! Raven left Nat for Sapphi, So Pwnzer cried until she realized Anti was right: Those birds were full of ketchup and so fat. Raven sighed deeply when he banned Drifter for hacking on Zombie Mod, Which was full of annoying spammers. Disappointed, Drifter appealed but was denied and banned Raven! From the ashes of the darkness inside a mango, Raven laughed, Muahahahahahahah! His doorbell rang.... His Avon lady tried to sell him a serum that would cure the mango plague at the cost of his soul! Which rotted the year, but he had a plan to eat mangoes covered in ketchup and Tabasco sauce while drinking a can of disgustingly flan Irn Bru but needed more ice in it. Raven fell over and ripped his legendary titanium armor in a volcano where it's cold and full of happy little gremlins. Raven was mortified because the ketchup splattered over his brightly covered brand-new tie-dyed flash pants and made it a bright pink. "Yippee!" Shouted Tullsy and then came the mighty Godzilla who killed Tullsy in an instant. With a flash, Tullsy was resurrected by silver mangoes that everyone hates, but loves more. Raven strangled Pulse with a mango that is moldy. Before he realised Pulse eats mangoes and Raven eats shortbread cookies with monkey brain made by his wife. But when he bit in to the blazing hot sun, he sprinted to Harrods to get more ketchup with mango pattern suit! Then out of the blue there came Professor Snape. Fems jaw dropped and she said, "Well hello there...". Snape started laughing. His faced turned to look at Alpha, who had spots on her mango shaped hat. The sky darkened, the air filled with a strange aroma that awakened the digging slugs, which ate everything, including Fem's old Johnny-Depp Cut-out. So Fem cried. Mangoes tried to be used to Ferment into alcohol for the party which would be rapidly consumed by Alpha because she was VERY thirsty and became very intoxicated and flirtatious with everyone around except for Laz. Antichrist, Raven, and Xemnas, The stars above, all wanted to fall and break the soundproof vase in Zero's bedroom that was under the railway station where the Pwnzer got ran over, became a Zombie and ate figs; All while dancing the funky chicken to the song Squeeze Toy, which is a very awesome and cute delivery system, which broke down while Alpha was drunk with the tomato of fiery doom. Meanwhile, Fem was lurking behind the bikesheds at Spawnpoint (HQ) contemplating using her charm to lure Tullsy into complete and utter annihilation whilst thinking about ways to take advantage of Sapphi and Alpha, while eating sushi. Then, from deep below the sewers, a mighty roar was heard by the local residents at the pub heard an unspeakable and unimaginable moan from jumping mangoes, which burned holes right through your "oh so special" and cute purse, which contained many of your friends green rep squares. Rep squares are very overrated, and big just like Nasty's giant mushroom, Which he stole from the Mob. Drifter was jealous because he didn't have a purse at the time and cried thoroughly. Do you know that Raven has a keen sense of humor that is easily mistaken for his cruel evil habits, like chewing on spiky chew toys from the depths of the deepest hell. But little does everyone know, he is really kind and gives generously to Santa with a sad but determined face; Turning Santa evil so that children didn't like him. In the end Santa started laughing and he jumped high and touched the sizzling hot roof of the mighty reinforced Raven cage. Later in the cold night room, Raven came inside looking so hot. Tullsy threw ice and it melted all over Raven. Raven became horny but quickly overcame his frostiness by swimming in the murky water of the Death Hills and after that he had tea with....Once upon a firebird flying around crashed into Pwnzer. The next day her head was full of flesh-wounds, and mango seeds. She went to get a banana from the store and came back safely and in tears. The other day was fine but she just got bloated with gas, Which she promptly shouted, "Look at the very big monster in that little bitty bikini, with the gold tassels who is dancing." The three little pigs had to laugh at Saikochan for not playing the game. The zombie ate my brains with mushrooms and lettuce, like a pepper in mud covered in seasoning and a sticky highly mango covered banana dress that was far too ugly and short, So he threw it in the ocean and the thing called MOBY gobbled it up, sucked them hard and chewed loudly.
Stats:
Number of words: 2059
Number of individual characters: 11703
Number of times "Mango" appears: 19
Total number of posts REMOVED: Approx. 23 (Due to them not making sense or having nothing to do with the story itself.)
Number of Times Raven appears: 31
Number of times Pwnz appears: 9
Number of times Fem appears: 26
Number of Times Alpha appears: 17
Combined stats (First and second installment):
Total Words: 3731
Total individual characters: 17371
Number of times "Mango" appears: 47
Number of posts REMOVED: Approx. 23 (None were removed in the first installment.)
Number of times Raven appears: 44
Number of times Pwnz appears: 21
Number of times Fem appears: 33
Sky is very hard to reach with a stick but if you try hard enough you can do it! Stand on an elephant's back in a zoo on the moon made of cheese flailing around wildly until it did a double backflip and started dancing an irish jig with FemFatale and bulldog came to buy some cookies and to watch a movie called My little pony which was very sad and animated. The pony died quickly, because of being beaten with my stick. Then, Ash from pokemon threw a pokeball at the pony and hit it on the head so it died. The animal community rejoiced in happiness because it was considered the most vile creature that had ever existed on fairytale island Just off Jamaica in the deserted paradise of awptimusprime's dirty laundry bin which was empty except for a Pair of Socks And a big wet bath towel which raven used to dry off as fem watched and enjoyed it. Meanwhile Nasty was in the corner debating with himself about whether to approach weaver or to masticate on a ripe banana in order to open the gate to a large junkyard factory in narnia's magical lot. he then walked with a swagger to the nearest italian gay bar to drink some body shots off of someone's body named fem and she kicked his bicycle over angrily because Nasty was upsetting the staff. The next day Raven decided to ban all the little innocent children cause he's so cruel. Meanwhile, weaver manages to escape with the hossies to the choppa to get away from labec and Hitman. Meanwhile, Sky, Raven and Fem all leave for a romantic vacation. Meanwhile, Dark feels sad because he was NOT invited but pwnzer was. She got her game named Counter strike source but she was a bit busy because Pwnzer was getting to know drifter. She found out that he loved to eat large children for breakfast and to drink diluted monkey juice mixed with Martini. Raven also liked to be evil and fem so in the butt. Jerry also liked to make his posts non sensical. Meanwhile the big badwolf came out to eat some Little pink pigs and little kids. He ran through and called Ravento :ban: pwnzer, which he did, But quickly unbanned her because she promised to pay a big fee of choclate cupcakes! Drifter also helped make them with his special juice containing: peas, bananas and very big COCONUTS! Back at the ranch, the elves were busy making ak47's and flashies when suddenly Pwnzer had threw Dr!fter the awp. suddenly! sapph showedup and flashed the whole team! Then they yelled "That's admin abuse!" Raven then banned sapphi. :eek: She quickly was comforted by the boogie man who went down under the bed. Then spiderman showed up and webbed her into a big coccoon, so he could feast on old brownies and ravens cupcakes which where evil but baked with love and care. Tullsy, the pirate, was also known as the "Little muffin man" he asked do you like seeing mens darkest inside feelings? So when the REAL muffin man came back from Candy Mountain Land he said party time at the wentworth hotel in the world of odysseys and fantasies. Magical flaming skulls were served for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Monkeys and border collies came from the corner of mount doom to pillage nearby Rohan due to unforseen circumstances couldn't prevent it. Later Sky and Dark wanted to play hide the chicken outside when suddenly some bubblebutt person and a friend came running over. Next, they talked about giving birth under the sea to such a soothing calming song "Highway To Hell". Dark had stepped over the wall that led to never never land. Once there, he went flying to michael jacksons house, walking in on Michael and Bubbles They were both Playing monopoly while Derek Jeter died because OJ Simpson did something horribly stupid like stealing Pwnzers cup cakes and drifters cake. Everyone cried because They were so good! Everyone else wanted to cook puppy dogs tails but there were no puppies left. So instead, Drifter ate a kumquat it tasted likea rotten kumquat which is yucky.Then FemFatale ran very quickly to Raven for helpon how to boil an egg And also how to crack an extremely big peanut using only a toothpick and an extremely over-sized hammer. Once cracked openi found goldand an AK47. With those things I found that evil dwarfs eat little kittens fora dollar per foot. Total was $23 because one kitten lost his Tail in a a incident thatwent like this. he looked athis reflection inthe mirror andsaw that hehad a very,very shiny nose! So a car's driving too fast and coincidently slams into weaver in a dark ally making him fall onto the cat thus severing the the body of the cat from his tail. The driver of the Acura loved him so he taped the foot back to a mango which pulse ate. Pulse felt bad The cat limped across the street because it was very thirsty and rob was there with some very good advice about how to cross the spawnpoint forums which are huge just like Osama's beard where he turned vegetarean and ate some spanich! Shane wondered why everyone was mad while he shaved his head to the bare bone while singing his lovely little ditty ''I Am Woman'' which goes like ''badger badger mushroom!'' Then Dark sang ''ooh eeeh ooohh'' while dancing amongst his new neighbors that knew he was secretly in love with his half cousin, buford who was a card carrying albino who ate mangos with a giant spork! which failed horribly thus causing mass starvation in Norway land o fSpruce trees and talking salmon fish that are delicious Like the Bucktooth-Snake named Bjarni because it likes barney in ninja lingerie which is fluffy and surprisingly attractive with there pretty face masked. Drifter likes to see pwnzer dressed in a velvet pink tu tu, but also likes babiblu in hot pink hot pants. Amazingly,drifter and pwnzer were JUST friends but acted like brother and sister with 40 years difference! in spite of pwnzer being mean so she could seem like a grumpy old lady she decided to try and get some fresh mangos to eat on a flying carpet until the monkey Told her to find a new toilet with some super extra soft toilet paper from walmart, with depends extra strength with little fluffy edge sand mango leaves Rob purchased the seat a low discount price because Pwnzer really had to poop bad. MEANWHILE, it was time to take a coffee break because Drifter was working too hard at being an awp whore! So he started scouting the spawnpoint chicks. The Spawnpoint Chicks loved him cause he was cpnichol who ate mangos 14 by 14 without choking. He was also trying to keep his skill in css from the mangos. The next day, cpnichol and drifter rubbed their mangos together in harmony while looking for more mangled little mango trees and a few pennies. Pulse was warned to not abuse her forum priviledges or pwnzer would stick a mango and a banana down his shirt! Even though Pulse loves mangos she did not want to buy them Banned or whipped. Pulse decided to walk veeeerrryyy slllooowllly so the terrorists threw some mangos at pulse's dog who loves mangos from pulse's kitchen which has mangos which are tasty or understand her screaming from all the loud yelling and laughter. Then there was also some bouncing mangos that pulse ate.Then all the bouncing fruits and talking veggies became very sad indeed because they were being eaten by the veggie tales and many monkeys. because fruits are very hard to acquire, which explains why mangos are imported directly from pulse's house. The mangos all died! Dr!fter destroyed them because he hates pulse's freaking mangos. Pulse was unhappy so she took Drifter's aimbot hacks away but she took with them his wallhax and AWP he cried and cried and cried and cried more and ate mangos which I provided. Being allergic, Drifter then started turning into a big rhinoceros. Aghast, he revealed his intention to destory every mango tree in the world muahahahahahaha,This made Drifter implode, causing Raven to burst into a ginormous, slimy mango. Which pulse threw away cause evil mangoes taste like yummy mangos that cats eat. Even though that, was a lot of wasted pages filled with mangos, Pulse gets -rep cuz we're tired of it all from now on we shall talk to the animals who are furry And so we went dancing in the rain with our maracas out and our sombreros and ketchup bottles pantless, sockless and full of angerso dancing rhinos joined as well. "This is stupid.........pointless!", exclaimed the big cow in the tiny tu-tu with polka dots. Then came the three-toed sloth in high heels and some ketchup, it bit the mango in half and yelled out ''mangos are delicious!'' But when it saw the mango he shared it with the mammoth that pulse rides all over the servers. It hates mice and rats that eat only Budweiser and Skittles mixed with peas. They enjoy lots of erratically dancing monkeys. Unfortunately, Drifter met a puffin who is adorable and squishy inside, especially when cooked at 575 degrees! Pwnzer ate the puffin with a big bowie knife which cut ketchup at the speed of sound! Labec asked Weaver for a raise, but was suddenly beaten by a squirrel that wanted his unused tissues and spare pocket change. The squirrel took labec's clothes too. Tony was furious and nude. Thankfully, along came a beaver that helped him to get the other side of his tree. The next day Labec started to listen to Celine Dion. He especially enjoyed dancing naked to a girl's washroom impression of Celine's dirty under garments with a tomato. Rob tried joining but failed to appease the crowd, So everyone got naked and frolicked in the forest.
The general trend is...mangos and chaos. it really doesnt have any sort of ending or story line, but whatever, it makes for a great read.
