Sky is very hard to reach with a stick but if you try hard enough you can do it! Stand on an elephant's back in a zoo on the moon made of cheese flailing around wildly until it did a double backflip and started dancing an irish jig with FemFatale and bulldog came to buy some cookies and to watch a movie called My little pony which was very sad and animated. The pony died quickly, because of being beaten with my stick. Then, Ash from pokemon threw a pokeball at the pony and hit it on the head so it died. The animal community rejoiced in happiness because it was considered the most vile creature that had ever existed on fairytale island Just off Jamaica in the deserted paradise of awptimusprime's dirty laundry bin which was empty except for a Pair of Socks And a big wet bath towel which raven used to dry off as fem watched and enjoyed it. Meanwhile Nasty was in the corner debating with himself about whether to approach weaver or to masticate on a ripe banana in order to open the gate to a large junkyard factory in narnia's magical lot. he then walked with a swagger to the nearest italian gay bar to drink some body shots off of someone's body named fem and she kicked his bicycle over angrily because Nasty was upsetting the staff. The next day Raven decided to ban all the little innocent children cause he's so cruel. Meanwhile, weaver manages to escape with the hossies to the choppa to get away from labec and Hitman. Meanwhile, Sky, Raven and Fem all leave for a romantic vacation. Meanwhile, Dark feels sad because he was NOT invited but pwnzer was. She got her game named Counter strike source but she was a bit busy because Pwnzer was getting to know drifter. She found out that he loved to eat large children for breakfast and to drink diluted monkey juice mixed with Martini. Raven also liked to be evil and fem so in the butt. Jerry also liked to make his posts non sensical. Meanwhile the big badwolf came out to eat some Little pink pigs and little kids. He ran through and called Ravento :ban: pwnzer, which he did, But quickly unbanned her because she promised to pay a big fee of choclate cupcakes! Drifter also helped make them with his special juice containing: peas, bananas and very big COCONUTS! Back at the ranch, the elves were busy making ak47's and flashies when suddenly Pwnzer had threw Dr!fter the awp. suddenly! sapph showedup and flashed the whole team! Then they yelled "That's admin abuse!" Raven then banned sapphi. :eek: She quickly was comforted by the boogie man who went down under the bed. Then spiderman showed up and webbed her into a big coccoon, so he could feast on old brownies and ravens cupcakes which where evil but baked with love and care. Tullsy, the pirate, was also known as the "Little muffin man" he asked do you like seeing mens darkest inside feelings? So when the REAL muffin man came back from Candy Mountain Land he said party time at the wentworth hotel in the world of odysseys and fantasies. Magical flaming skulls were served for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Monkeys and border collies came from the corner of mount doom to pillage nearby Rohan due to unforseen circumstances couldn't prevent it. Later Sky and Dark wanted to play hide the chicken outside when suddenly some bubblebutt person and a friend came running over. Next, they talked about giving birth under the sea to such a soothing calming song "Highway To Hell". Dark had stepped over the wall that led to never never land. Once there, he went flying to michael jacksons house, walking in on Michael and Bubbles They were both Playing monopoly while Derek Jeter died because OJ Simpson did something horribly stupid like stealing Pwnzers cup cakes and drifters cake. Everyone cried because They were so good! Everyone else wanted to cook puppy dogs tails but there were no puppies left. So instead, Drifter ate a kumquat it tasted likea rotten kumquat which is yucky.Then FemFatale ran very quickly to Raven for helpon how to boil an egg And also how to crack an extremely big peanut using only a toothpick and an extremely over-sized hammer. Once cracked openi found goldand an AK47. With those things I found that evil dwarfs eat little kittens fora dollar per foot. Total was $23 because one kitten lost his Tail in a a incident thatwent like this. he looked athis reflection inthe mirror andsaw that hehad a very,very shiny nose! So a car's driving too fast and coincidently slams into weaver in a dark ally making him fall onto the cat thus severing the the body of the cat from his tail. The driver of the Acura loved him so he taped the foot back to a mango which pulse ate. Pulse felt bad The cat limped across the street because it was very thirsty and rob was there with some very good advice about how to cross the spawnpoint forums which are huge just like Osama's beard where he turned vegetarean and ate some spanich! Shane wondered why everyone was mad while he shaved his head to the bare bone while singing his lovely little ditty ''I Am Woman'' which goes like ''badger badger mushroom!'' Then Dark sang ''ooh eeeh ooohh'' while dancing amongst his new neighbors that knew he was secretly in love with his half cousin, buford who was a card carrying albino who ate mangos with a giant spork! which failed horribly thus causing mass starvation in Norway land o fSpruce trees and talking salmon fish that are delicious Like the Bucktooth-Snake named Bjarni because it likes barney in ninja lingerie which is fluffy and surprisingly attractive with there pretty face masked. Drifter likes to see pwnzer dressed in a velvet pink tu tu, but also likes babiblu in hot pink hot pants. Amazingly,drifter and pwnzer were JUST friends but acted like brother and sister with 40 years difference! in spite of pwnzer being mean so she could seem like a grumpy old lady she decided to try and get some fresh mangos to eat on a flying carpet until the monkey Told her to find a new toilet with some super extra soft toilet paper from walmart, with depends extra strength with little fluffy edge sand mango leaves Rob purchased the seat a low discount price because Pwnzer really had to poop bad. MEANWHILE, it was time to take a coffee break because Drifter was working too hard at being an awp whore! So he started scouting the spawnpoint chicks. The Spawnpoint Chicks loved him cause he was cpnichol who ate mangos 14 by 14 without choking. He was also trying to keep his skill in css from the mangos. The next day, cpnichol and drifter rubbed their mangos together in harmony while looking for more mangled little mango trees and a few pennies. Pulse was warned to not abuse her forum priviledges or pwnzer would stick a mango and a banana down his shirt! Even though Pulse loves mangos she did not want to buy them Banned or whipped. Pulse decided to walk veeeerrryyy slllooowllly so the terrorists threw some mangos at pulse's dog who loves mangos from pulse's kitchen which has mangos which are tasty or understand her screaming from all the loud yelling and laughter. Then there was also some bouncing mangos that pulse ate.Then all the bouncing fruits and talking veggies became very sad indeed because they were being eaten by the veggie tales and many monkeys. because fruits are very hard to acquire, which explains why mangos are imported directly from pulse's house. The mangos all died! Dr!fter destroyed them because he hates pulse's freaking mangos. Pulse was unhappy so she took Drifter's aimbot hacks away but she took with them his wallhax and AWP he cried and cried and cried and cried more and ate mangos which I provided. Being allergic, Drifter then started turning into a big rhinoceros. Aghast, he revealed his intention to destory every mango tree in the world muahahahahahaha,This made Drifter implode, causing Raven to burst into a ginormous, slimy mango. Which pulse threw away cause evil mangoes taste like yummy mangos that cats eat. Even though that, was a lot of wasted pages filled with mangos, Pulse gets -rep cuz we're tired of it all from now on we shall talk to the animals who are furry And so we went dancing in the rain with our maracas out and our sombreros and ketchup bottles pantless, sockless and full of angerso dancing rhinos joined as well. "This is stupid.........pointless!", exclaimed the big cow in the tiny tu-tu with polka dots. Then came the three-toed sloth in high heels and some ketchup, it bit the mango in half and yelled out ''mangos are delicious!'' But when it saw the mango he shared it with the mammoth that pulse rides all over the servers. It hates mice and rats that eat only Budweiser and Skittles mixed with peas. They enjoy lots of erratically dancing monkeys. Unfortunately, Drifter met a puffin who is adorable and squishy inside, especially when cooked at 575 degrees! Pwnzer ate the puffin with a big bowie knife which cut ketchup at the speed of sound! Labec asked Weaver for a raise, but was suddenly beaten by a squirrel that wanted his unused tissues and spare pocket change. The squirrel took labec's clothes too. Tony was furious and nude. Thankfully, along came a beaver that helped him to get the other side of his tree. The next day Labec started to listen to Celine Dion. He especially enjoyed dancing naked to a girl's washroom impression of Celine's dirty under garments with a tomato. Rob tried joining but failed to appease the crowd, So everyone got naked and frolicked in the forest.
The general trend is...mangos and chaos. it really doesnt have any sort of ending or story line, but whatever, it makes for a great read.
